1) I wasn't aware that you could keep up with LIGHTNING.2) Yes, you'd do dagame if you hit me. I know that. Not a ton of dagame, mind you, but definitely dagame. If you could hit me. Which you usually can't. And I float, not run.3) I took lessons in making black holes from a man named Shu Shirakawa. Perhaps you've heard of him? I daresay that, from what little I saw from him, he'd be on the same level as you, if not more experienced. Also, the Black Holes I make aren't portals to another dimension, like yours, they're bonafide singularities that suck in EVERYTHING around them.4) A God is a ficticious being. You don't seem to be ficticious to me, so I don't recognize you as a God . And before you say but a Kami is a god , a Kami is actually a powerful spirit that's likened to a deity, but is called a God by western societies because of cultural differences.@FireChicken: The Power of Derp doesn't let one do those things, it merely grants them a chance to reach a level where they may do those things. It wasn't easy mastering the Power of Derp to the degree I have, and /I/ nearly died several times while doing it.I can say you're a lesser being because you can't cause distortions in reality by aligning your eyes so that they face the same direction. Yeah, that's one of my powers. And it's NOT due to the Power of Derp that I'm able to do that. Also, I'm a Legendary and you aren't.And finally, Awesome people, like me, can do and say whatever they want to people who delude themselves into thinking they're awesome, like you.In closing, go clone yourself, kill the clone, and fuck the corpse of that clone.
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